The Engineer Who Trades Crypto

Builds nothing, backtests everything.

Opens Binance more times a day than he opens his own half-finished SaaS repo, and will explain from inside a salaried job why having a job is a scam. Every red candle is 'accumulation', every green one is 'I told you'. The charts are bleeding but the confidence is permanently green — he has been 'one trade away from quitting' for three years.

Spotted by: shipped a TODO, not a product