The Facebook 'Good Morning' Boomer

Forwards the flower, fights the comment war.

A glittering rose GIF lands at 5:47am, followed by a 'Nice 👍' on a funeral post he didn't read. He tags 30 people who didn't ask, then goes to war in a comment section about a bridge in a district he's never visited. Caps Lock is his native tongue and the forwarded health tip is his gospel.

Spotted by: 5:47am rose GIF