The Futsal Bro

Booked the court before he booked the doctor.

The group chat is 90% 'kaa khelne, kati baje?' and 10% a six-month cold war over the Rs 200 Suman still hasn't sent. He'll sprint full-tilt on a knee two doctors and his own mother have begged him to rest, then narrate the injury for a week like a war wound. Pays for the court, chases everyone else for their share like a loan shark, plays Tuesday again anyway. The knee brace is permanent; the apology to the knee is not coming.

Spotted by: 'kaa khelne?' at 2pm Sunday