The Orkut-Era Nostalgist

Peaked when load-shedding had a schedule.

He genuinely misses the inverter beep and the Nokia torch, and thinks every problem began the day internet got fast. 'Simple times yaar' he sighs, from a phone with more computing power than the moon landing. Nostalgia is his entire personality and 2009 is his Mecca — he will tell you Orkut was better, unprompted.

Spotted by: 'simple times yaar' sigh