The Momo Connoisseur

Ranked every momo within 5km, will fight you on it.

He has a spreadsheet ranking of every momo shop in 5km and will downgrade a place a full grade for one cold corner. Takes you somewhere 'better', makes you walk 40 minutes, then orders 30 plates and slides you exactly six like he's rationing during a blockade. Says 'yo ta momo hoina' about momo. Has ended a friendship over jhol temperature and would do it again.

Spotted by: shares 6 of 30 plates